Hey. I'm Kurt.
18. Oregon. Future Barista (English Major). Professional dumbface.
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"we almost dated" is such a weird relationship to have with someone
THAT SOUND THE HOMERUN BAT MAKES IN SUPER SMASH BROS. WHEN YOU HIT SOMEBODY WITH IT
Lmaoo this is the truth
it’s better than the sticky sound from halo
Are fedoras really that bad?
YES YES THEY ARE
I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo
I mean it’s a goddamn hat.
The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-
I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…
Nothing ventured, nothing gained…
WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
skyrim doesnt belong to the nords
skyrim doesnt belong to the dunmer
skyrim doesnt belong to any race
skyrim belongs to me
i bought that game