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timtamburch:

I remember in 1st year french we had to describe our family and I asked my teacher how to say “drug addict” and she just looked at me and said “Just lie.”

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I Waste Time

Anonymous said: what are your thoughts on college?

magnezone:

plays very similar to melee. wavedashing has been removed

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the california annoying asshole fuckboy look

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waterbears:

etsy understands me

waterbears:

etsy understands me

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cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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this week on: britan thinks its special

This week on america copies everything from Britain.

HOLD THE FUCK UP

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queentinabelcher:

Alcohol vs marijuana

OH MY GOD I WASNT EXPECTING THAT

this is it.. my favorite gif on this entire site

liftedandgiftedd:

eradicatedelicacy:

queentinabelcher:

Alcohol vs marijuana

OH MY GOD I WASNT EXPECTING THAT

this is it.. my favorite gif on this entire site

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